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Fausa Eleja. {Season 6}… Episode 18

EPISODE 18

………….I alighted from the car and went to a
nearby phone
boot…….it was a frosh toosh lady I saw
selling cards and making
calls in the boot, the girl was d–n sexy and
beautiful, her
beauty looks farther sophisticated than that
of queen of the
state or even the president’s
wife……………………..
But her ways of expression and her intonation
was confirm local
champion………………I walked to her and I
faced the only business
that brought me to her…”This girl’s face and
her voice roar like a
lion, so I don’t think she is going to do the
help, I think of
something to get us atleast interacted ”…….I
ordered for an mtn
#1500 voucher, she pleaded she doesn’t have
a one pack
voucher, but #200 and #100 worth of
amount, I handed her my
phone to load #1500 worth of price for me,
she was so happy
and she begins to load it…..and I begin to
questions her during
the process…
Me: I passed this area sometimes ago, but
seized to,
sometimes back, so I didn’t know much about
the welfare of this
environment again…….

The girl: really????? So you pass here often

Me: yes now, there was a furniture at one
corner of that street
before(pointed to an unknown area)
The girl: furniture??????? Which area?????? I
don’t think so,
because I don’t know any furniture since I was
born
Me: you might not know him, because its
been so long I knew
him, he might have left before your own
arrival
The girl: but I was born and grew in this
area……..
Me: you sure???????
The girl: yes now
Me: (lobatan, idea no work)”chai, a beautiful
girl like this born
and grew up in this such an environment, oga oooooo”
there was even a
woman selling a fish at that house(pointing
at fausa’s house)
The girl: yes, you are right, I know that
one….some elderly ones
usually call her “fausa eleja” but we young
ones call her “iya sidi
eleja”
Me: sidi?????? Was that sidi a fair girl, with
an onion booty, not
that much tall and with a well 8 shape and a
curve boobs and
stature?????? (Describing bissme to her)
The girl: noooooooo, though she wasn’t dark,
she was fair as you
mentioned, but not with all those assets you
mentioned
earlier…….
Me: @oooooh that means this girl didn’t
know bissme atall@ @by
this time she was almost done, but looking
for change because I
have given her 2 #1000 notes, ……..do you
know her second
daughter apart from sidi??????
The girl: please mr man, let leave them aside,
I don’t have
change……..
Me: ooooohhh you mean #500 change
right??????
The girl: yes
Me: don’t worry dear, I really like you and
wish to be friend with
you….
The girl: haaaaa thanks so much sir, but
please let it be only
friend ooooooo because I am already engaged
oooooooooo……infact am about to get
wedded very soon…….
Me: @swegbe, who go insert my pestle enter
this your local
mortar?????? You this local girl also dey
form, did I come
because of that?,@
Me: are you serious???????
The girl: yes oooooo
Me: you must invite me to your wedding ooo
The girl: very sure I will….

To be continued

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Updated: October 7, 2019 — 7:28 am

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