“Chaiiiii, segun was definitely right!!, That house is a
place that is dangerous. Bimpe wants to blackmail me,
betty wanted to dig deep, na wa oooo” .
I simply delete the previous recording and set the
phone on a new one and returned it inside the chair, as
I dropped it, betty arrived with container of water. She
met me sitting alone in the living room as she entered.
BETTY: thanks dear, where is aunty bimpe?
ME: she went upstairs. What took you so long?
BETTY: don’t mind me jaree, I met an old friend at the
junction, so we began to gist.
BETTY: you didn’t believe me right?,
ME: I do my dear, just that I wasn’t expecting you to
stay out for so long.
BETTY: **fixed the water into the dispenser and came
closer to me***. I’m so sorry my dear.
ME: its alright. Its 6pm, I would be going any moment
from now, I don’t want to get home at night so that my
cousin won’t be angry at me.
BETTY: huuuh. So till when?
ME: maybe tomorrow morning before I return back to
BETTY: ok let me see you off ***screamed: mummy
daniella!!!!, onihaxy is leaving****
Bimpe came down stairs and her face looked like
someone who had slept but I knew it was fake, betty
told her that I was leaving, she acted as if she care
and she told me to take care as she returned upstairs
while betty and I walked out of the house. On getting
out of the living room, betty excused herself “onihaxy!,
please just a minute, I wanted to change my slippers”.
Ok dear no problem, “yimu!!, she wanted to take her
Betty came out with phone on her hand within 20
seconds and I smiled
“Oluwa, thanks for making me to scale through his
BETTY: onihaxy, I’m not comfortable with this your
stay at Ado. I can’t settle there, why not relocate to
lagos?. Or will your family go against it?
ME: ***paused and faced betty***, no ooo, no one will
be against it, just that I haven’t got any job here yet.
BETTY: ok, I will discussed it with my brother and beg
him to fix you somewhere in our daddy’s company.
ME: **held her hands***, thank you so much dear.
BETTY: and if it won’t work out that way, I will need
copies of your CV and submit them to daddy’s friends
here in lekki and ajah. It would make it easier for us to
be seeing regularly instead of this “once in a month of
ME: ok dear, I will forward them to your email. thank
so much dear.
Betty followed me to the junction, we both board a
shuttle bus to lekki phase one gate. I took a “lag bus”
going to oshodi and she returned home there after..
While I was in the bus returning to oshodi I logged on
to whatsapp to gist my nigga.
ME: hi sege,
SEGE: how far?, how the thing dey go?
ME: fine ooooo, you were right the other time sha.
ME: betty was monitoring me.
SEGE: heeee!!, you caught her peeping?,
ME: no oo, she placed her phone on vibration, set it on
voice recording and hide it inside the chair.
SEGE: haaa!!, how did you find out?,
ME: after waiting for 15minutes and she hadn’t return, I
dialled her number and I found out.
SEGE: thank God ooo, onihaxy, you just have to be
careful around these two girls. One wanted discovery
and the other wanted a revenge.
ME: you are right.
SEGE: delete any message, image or contact that has
to do with bimpe from your phone. If you want to
communicate with bimpe secretly, do so on another
sim card and make sure you stick to texts than calling.
SEGE: so as to avoid another voice recording, and if
the texts later leaked. You can easily deny it saying its
not your number.
ME: ok boss.
SEGE: and don’t always stay alone with bimpe. Make
sure a third party is there, don’t they have a maid?.
ME: they used to have, but betty said the maid used to
steal their money, so she was fired.
SEGE: ok, you just have to be careful and be mindful of
your speech and attitude whenever you are with them.
Because if you loose betty, you might not make heaven
ME: loooool, why na?.
SEGE: she is the available opportunity for you to step
up and upgrade your career.
ME: yeah, that reminds me, she said She would try to
fix me into her dad’s company or any other firm in
lagos so that we can be closer.
SEGE: you see what I was talking about?. You just have
to be careful so as not to loose this girl ooo..
Me: ok boss,
SEGE: and also onihaxy, try to control yourself, don’t
do anything silly that will ruin everything.
ME: anything silly as how?.
SEGE: by having sex with bimpe ni, because my
instinct tells me that you will still fall on her laps again
ME: haba na, segun!!!!.
SEGE: don’t segun me, abi no be the onihaxy wey I
sabi?. You know she is now married and her husband’s
sister is also your girl. So don’t even try nursing the
thoughts of bleeping bimpe talkless of doing it real.
SEGE: if you refused to listen to me and anything
happens, I will deny you and I will never be part of it,
Me: yes boss, I hear you.